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Okay, I'm already in a spring break and I'll try to be more active. I SWEAR I'LL SUBMIT SOMETHING FOR REAL THIS WEEK.
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japan

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My prayers go out to Japan. I am deeply saddened after hearing about this tragic accident. I hope no more tsunamis are triggered and may all survivours remain safe. I really wish there was some way I could help them...
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YES, I'M ALIVE.
I just pulled the tendons of my right hand from overusage. And maaaaaan, I haven't sunk into such hypochondriac conditions since 7th grade when I diagnosed myself with brain tumor cuz of those prolonged headaches. Same happened in the last 3 weeks with my hand - visited tons of docs expecting them to tell me "Your hand is in a terrible condition, you won't be able to use it in the future, your dream to write your story will never be fulfilled." while instead receiving responses such as "PFFF, you've only just pulled your tendons, I've seen much more serious cases. Rest it for 3 weeks or so, it won't have any impact on your writing/drawing." AND FOR SOME REASON I KEPT BEING A HYPOCHONDRIAC AND CHECKING THE PULLED TENDONS/TENDINITIS ARTICLES CUZ MY MIND FORCED ME NOT TO BELIEVE THEM. Seriously, a friend of mine got really pissed off by my behaviour and he told me that my condition has become a really serious matter lolol.
ANYWAY, I've started drawing little by little and I'll be more active starting from next week. <3
AND REMEMBER GUYS, BE OPTIMISTS, NOT DUMBASSES LIKE ME.
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[ ] - You like cheese. (DIEDIEDIEDIE)
[ ] - You hate peanuts.
[x] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[x] - You have farted today. (no use lying, everyone does it) -leaves what pam said-
[x] - You have choked on something.
[ ] - You are a writer.
[ ] - You smoke.
[x] - You like swimming.
[ ] - You have farted more than once today.
[x] - You like ice cream.

TOTAL SO FAR = 4

[x] - You have lied more than 10 times.
[x] - You are an only child. (Uh, 2 sisters from dad's previous marriage but I don't communicate with them)
[ ] - You have more than 3 pets.
[x] - You prefer water to other drinks.
[ ] - You are an alcoholic
[x] - You are under 20 years old.
[ ] - You are over 30 years old.
[ ] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] - You like jewelry.
[x] - Your favorite music genre is rock. (metal, rock, whatevz. I love all kinds of music anyway)

TOTAL SO FAR = 9

[ ] - You weigh more than 140 lbs.
[x] - You like pirates.
[x] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something.

TOTAL SO FAR = 11

[ ] - You take a prescription drug every day.
[ ] - You have a job.
[x] - You live with your parents.
[ ] - You like to eat eggs.
[x] - You have a religion. (I'm an atheist bitchez, sad that every person around me is too religious)
[x] - You dress stranger than other people.

TOTAL SO FAR = 14

[ ] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[x] - You have eaten something odd before.
[ ] - You are bad at math.
[x] - You love electronics.
[x] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week. (I was pissed so much, my principal even called my grandma lolol)
[x] - You cuss a lot.
[ ] - You believe in aliens.
[ ] - You play video games.
[x] - You have low self-esteem.
[x] - You carry a purse. (wallet actually but meh)

TOTAL SO FAR = 20

[x] - You like flowers.
[ ] - You are bisexual or homosexual.
[x] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio.
[x] - You have used tarot before.
[ ] - You believe in ghosts.
[ ] - You think The-Fun-Group is awesome.
[ ] - You like ~Fotus9's horoscopes better than *An-Unsure-Thing's.
[x] - You thought today's funny saying was really funny.
[ ] - You have gotten one of the daily riddle's right.
[x] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight.

TOTAL SO FAR = 25

[x] - You like fire. (I always play with fire lol)
[ ] - You have fainted or passed out before.
[ ] - You have a high school diploma.
[ ] - You live in America.
[x] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[ ] - You consider yourself a nerd.
[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[x] - You are a conspiracy theorist.
[ ] - You sleep in the nude.
[x] - You will tag people to do this.

TOTAL SO FAR = 29

[x] - You have imagined yourself being famous.
[x] - You own a stuffed animal. (MANY <3)
[x] - You like watermelon.
[x] - You live in Europe.
[x] - You have a fetish for something.
[x] - You fidget a lot.
[x] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[x] - You won't re-post this quiz.
[x] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[ ] - You have a brother. (I WISH)

TOTAL SO FAR = 38

[ ] - You can cook well.
[x] - You like to party.
[ ] - You are a bad dancer.
[ ] - You are a professional dancer. (eh, if 7-8 years of dancing is considered professional dancing then ok, lol)
[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat. (my kitty is black, WHY DO PEOPLE THINK IT'S CONSIDERED BAD LUCK KJSGDUIFJGKF)
[x] - You have a friend that you think is crazy.
[x] - You have under 10 good, close friends.
[x] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[x] - You have ran away from something.
[x] - You have watched the movie: "X Men 3."

TOTAL SO FAR = 45

[x] - You like to mix soft drinks together.
[x] - You have done an odd experiment.
[x] - People have stared at you oddly in public.
[x] - Your grandmother(s) are still alive.
[ ] - You have a step-mom or dad.
[x] - You hate to be tagged.
[ ] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[x] - You have a dA subscription.
[x] - Your hair is brown.
[ ] - You love to eat candy. (ever since my BD I lost my desire to eat candy fkhduig)

TOTAL SO FAR = 52

[x] - You have dressed up for Halloween.
[x] - You love cats.
[x] - You have a quirky personality.
[x] - You are a coffee addict.
[x] - You live near a body of water. (kinda...)
[x] - You have had a toothache.
[x] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.
[x] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?".
[x] - You use the term: "Epic Fail".

GRAND TOTAL = 62

Find your score & re-post this titled as "I'm ______________". (Put your answer in the blank.)

0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant.
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = Sweat.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity.

I TAG EVERYONE WHO READS THIS. Cuz I'm just too lazy to name out people.

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Yaaay

7 min read
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HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE
I have so many resolutions for this year but I'm so lazy to write them down :iconnotimpressedplz:
Edit: ALRIGHT, NOT LAZY ANYMORE
RESOLUTIONS:
1. Improve my anatomical skills
2. Try and draw women (kjdsgfjkfgsfasfsidf)
3. Read a lot more books than the previous year
4. Be tidier... WHICH WON'T HAPPEN
5. Read more manga
6. Save up for the "for dummies" books. (shut up, I love them)
7. Continue dancing (I began in 1st grade and stopped in 7th u_u)
8. BUY A LAPTOP HFASFJKSGDFD
9. Save up for a summer school in Germany
10. Try NOT to break my iPod lololol

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